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During the height of those days of bullshit, hum sub lonDay (who really had too much fun throughout being MQM kaarkun and dau paesay ki badmaashi etc) would be having fun with the Unit Incharge, who we grew up playing cricket with but who was the real deal with the access and guns etc. Anyways, this guy had to be serious and businesslike and all the while we were in it for bach-chodiyaN. And when we heard about this leaf business, we knew that Peer Saheb had gone bonkers, so one of the guys said.. yaar, aaj maiN pakhana kar raha tha, tau maiN nay neechay daikha aur kyaa daikhtaa hooN kay Peer Saheb ki tasveer EVEN WITH THE RAYBAAN SHADES etc. MaiN nay ghabra kay forun flush kar diya k , kaheeN unit walay aa kay mujhay azizabad naa lay jayaiN!! We all laughed etc. What we didn't know was that this was the second time this guy was telling this story, and one of us was recording this on tape. While this was recording, another guy in the know was lauging hysterically during the story but we had no clue why he was lauging..

Anyways, we were so haraami that WE ALL decided to play the tape for the Unit Incharge. And while the tape was playing with the story, there was that hysterical laughter in the background and the Unit Incharge said, yay peechay kaun hay?? kaka thought that he was going to die laughing and then the Unit Incharge ordered Asim (the storyteller) to stand up and explain himself. That was the second most hilarious part when Asim got up and while scratching his crotch in his shalwaar.., woh Iftikhar Bhai.. aaj tau maiN paikhana gyaa hi naheeN.. yay sub jhooT hay.. woh 7-up pee raha hooN.. magar kuch nikal hi nai raha. Aap qasam laiN lay!

Iftikhar bhai said, Abay bhai mujhay pata hay k koi tasveer nahi theeN, lainkin kyaa Quaid-e-tahreek kay baray maiN yada yada yada.. Asim goes, Iftikhaar bhai, yay tau mairi avaaz hi naheeN hay.. Yay tau kaka mairi avaaz maiN maaN chudvaa rahaa hay!! Aap bolaiN tau maiN iss ki gaanD maRooN?

Iftikhar Bhai thought it best not to interrogate im further and confiscated the tape with the recorder..

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