Zeemux,
MQM is a political party - they will take their lotas wherever they can find water. Just remember the enmity between BB and NS and how they have come together because of the idiotic manner in which Mushy has behaved in the last couple of years:

Stupid statement regarding Mukhtaran Mai
Firing the CJ - not once but twice and locking him up in his own bathroom.
Bombing Pakis in Wanna Wanna
Bombing Pakis in Isloo
Burning pussy in Isloo
Holding elections while losing his own
Rigging elections which he lost anyway
Pimping his own book as head of state visiting US

Now, you are, excuse me, acting very much like Mushy. You have locked yourself up in this corner and God knows what you are doing with your idle hands. You used to be a fighter, now you appear as a sadhu in denial. Even the hingboos are writing threads in your praise - no shame can exceed this insult.

Even nb has developed the hots for you and that, my friend, is the low point in your life.

Please don your anti-Injun armor, splash on that Hingboo repellant after-shave, and come to Panipat. Are you an Akbar or a Mulla Ji Do piazey?

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Post by Salim_Chauhan

brethren and cistern little corner of South Bejeezustan a handful of recently evolved monkeys

Yaar it's too repetitive over there. Same things over and over again. Nothing of any value. Besides I just can't stand 99% of those 'fo' ...

... I hereby declare that you are no longer a Paindoo ... Well thanks for saying that, but honestly my venom against MQM is totally justified as they haven't learnt anything from the wide-spread revulsion towards their May 12 deeds, and now blatantly rigged the Karachi elections. Then, you can see how they're plotting against the new Government in league with musharraf and the Gujrat Chaudheries

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* ae ...

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Dear Zeemux,
If you really read my article, you would have noticed that it was solid advice to the residents of Karachi to not hitch their wagon to the Mushy mule. It left a lot of options open, depending upon the behavior of our dear brethren up north. I am pleased to note that our dear brethren and cistern from up north have behaved remarkably well and I see a new breeze of Paki unity prevailing over our entire country. Perhaps all the people needed was some light at the end of Mushy's dark tunnel.

Now, most Pakis have moved on from the open sores of yesteryear. I suggest you do the same and stop this ethnic nonsense. It does not behoove you to display such nangapan in public especially when your leader has shunned his wig for some decent transplanted public hair. If he can ditch the squirrel on his head, you should be able to get rid of the donkey on yours.

I agree with you about the demographics of Chowk UP OTW. A mirzaee lingam muncher, a "comical" Bra Man financial "genius" with barely enough Latin credential to get a "fistum up his rectum (term, courtesy of Reza bhai or was it HP_Sauce ), an flatulent Shitty convert to Mirzaism, a foul-mouthed yet bitterly stupid lemon, and a handful of recently evolved monkeys are indeed worth visiting and admiring - as long as you resist the temptation to feed them.

What Teefay, Harry Payee, Reza, NYC, RF786, Viqarm, Ashtray, Bhatti Sahib, Hamza and occasionally Janoo aka Qumquat do is to teach these heathens and renegades some basic math, some humor, and a bit about foreign linguini.

Instead of sitting in your little corner of South Bejeezustan and larding it over your own kind, you should leave the kiddie pool and come swim with the sharks. We need you, Pakistan needs you, and Islam is threatened by Mirzaism and heathenism.

Stop this divisive muttarwa-bashing, spit out your anti-mojo, anti-MQM venom, and concentrate it on Mushy. I hereby declar that you are no longer a Paindoo and your multiple marriages to the patricians of the subcontinent will not be held against you. If you were guilty of being an upper-class snob, you would still be married to those princesses.

So, united we stand or divided we become the residue of Hinju efforts on the railway tracks. All of us Pakis (except the Mirzaee, the McDonald, and Madame Flatulence) have united in a serious and successful effort to push the residue where it originated. Will you not help?

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Post by Salim_Chauhan,

Zee, Cum is not kum as in less

Ohh ... I thought it was 'cum' as 'in-lass'

Zeemux, what is your problem with MQM and Jinnahpur?

Saleem Maharaj, how do you ask me this question after writing the article 'Mohajir options after Musharraf' - or something to that effect? You know as much as I do what is Jinnahpur!!! Remember I was married into the Jam Sadiq Ali immediate family in a previous life! Or perhaps I didn't tell you that before

After deciding to withdraw from the main Chowk UP, you have retreated to an insignificant corner

It's insignificant for insignificant people (no one in particular, I hasten to add).

and you are talking about Jinnahpur, Muttarwas, and other such old nonsense.

Only when the subject comes up. After all I'm here to express my own views, not anyone else's ... right? Besides, I don't mind being called a Paindoo because I really AM that , though I take exception at being called a 'chaupaya' because that denotes four legs while I have three! 'Seh-paya' is quite welcome

Now, stop this acting like a hermit crap and come out to the main playground to join ...

What you call the main playground is exactly half a dozen repetitive monkeys, another half a dozen or so of the same monkeys' duplicate nics, a quart of rabid Muslim-abusing mirzaees, a spattering of treasonous Pakistan-hating economic migrants, some boring juveniles, and two lesbians! Is that your playground? Sorry I'm not interested

On the other hand, this section has been described as 'erudite' by the better pedigreed ones here, and in similar terms by many who just visit without interacting.

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{"Okay ... I just noticed the 'cum' hurriyat. Is it because MQM is not going to make a Jinnahpur after all"}

Zee,
Cum is not kum as in less, "Cumhurriyet" is the Turkish for Jumhurriyet or Democracy.


Now that the main misunderstanding is out of the way, Zeemux, what is your problem with MQM and Jinnahpur?

After deciding to withdraw from the main Chowk UP, you have retreated to an insignficant corner of the realm and set up your own diwaan-e-khaas. ...and you are talking about Jinnahpur, Muttarwas, and other such old nonsense. If Mr. 10% and Baldy Gone Wild can do chummi chumma, then why can't you swallow a meetha paan, my friend?

Now, stop this acting like a hermit crap and come out to the main playground to join Teefay, Harry, Ali Payee, Reza, and myself to beat up the nasty bullies.

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Post by Salim_Chauhan,

Okay ... I just noticed the 'cum' hurriyat. Is it because MQM is not going to make a Jinnahpur after all

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Zee,
I was not talking about any malts, just wishing Jumhurriyet Zindabad.

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Post by Salim_Chauhan,

No no Salim Bhai ... Queenie had said the name of the best Malt in the whole world ... it was a difficult name ... I forgot

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cumhurriyet zindabad

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Haha Queenie ... you know I like you after all ... what was the name of that malt you said?

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redefines echochamber

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