where was the need to think, i would have to stop myself from listing too many things, dullabhatti

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abay gadho, mere thread se bahit ho jao phaTaphaT

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{"If only we could clone her and create a gas farm....I see a billion dollar industry. Pakistan's ticket out of poverty "}

Harry Pi,
Your wish is already in progress. The pipeline will be laid (as will the Lady Finger) and the extra odorous fuel will be sent to Indians, who think they are getting the gas of Momin Iranians.

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""Lady Finger's" interior is just as odious and odorous yet more spacious than the exterior."

Truly she is a marvel of nature (though some would say: freak of nature).

- a spatial anomaly
- a perpetual motion machine

If only we could clone her and create a gas farm....I see a billion dollar industry. Pakistan's ticket out of poverty

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{"and gau muttar for choosta hai

verily, indeed the hairy scary has many benefits once one looks past her odious and odorous exterior"}

Harry,
In Choostahai's case, it's fermented gau muttar "Chateau Pisse de Vache 2008" - he tries to act sophisticated.

"Lady Finger's" interior is just as odious and odorous yet more spacious than the exterior.

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and gau muttar for choosta hai

verily, indeed the hairy scary has many benefits once one looks past her odious and odorous exterior

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"mad cow"

Harry,
Think of all the holy shit for the kitchens of Jackson Heights.

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"It's not the Red Bull after all"

no, I think it's more "mad cow"

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{"and don't act like a bania...this is premium latte, not just a coffee... ":}

Harry,
Banias count money and have no idea about lathis. That's Rajput bidiness.

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{"I intend to harvest that gas and sell it at a premium to the city of NYC. It could power bronx for a week."}

Harry
Now I understand where Neembu gets her energy It's not the Red Bull after all.

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"Sorry about your coffee."

and don't act like a bania...this is premium latte, not just a coffee...

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Salim pi,

you may scram, but I intend to harvest that gas and sell it at a premium to the city of NYC. It could power bronx for a week.

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Harry Pi,

Sorry about your coffee. Allow me to invite you to NYC when I buy Scout her extra large milkshake. Treat's on me, but I plan to hightail it after paying the cashier.

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"I appreciate the fact that when she walks her dog, she lets the dog walk ahead of her and not behind her"



There goes another fine tea latte ...remind myself not to sip while reading Salim's posts

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I appreciate the fact that when she walks her dog, she lets the dog walk ahead of her and not behind her.

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I appreciate the fun times scout has provided as I labeled her flatulence problem in many inventive ways

May her, and her many nicks (tabahi, barbadi, janoo, HPSauce, etc) live long and flourish.


long live the hairy scary.
May her gas power a million houses (ameen)

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