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Topic started by peonoftheeast on May 10, 2008 9:29:13 pm

Q:what is faster than the speed of light?
A: a hindu with a coupon!

Q:what is the hindus biggest dilemma?
A: free beef!

Q : why do hindus have big noses?
A : cos all the air is free.

Q: What’s the shortest book ever written?
A: Hindu War Heroes.

DOCTOR GUPTA:

A hindu woman gave birth to a 4th child. Doctor Gupta filled on the birth certificate, MOTHER: hindu, FATHER: hindu, CHILD: Chinese.
The woman asked, "Why are you writing Chinese for my child when my husband and I are hindu?"
Doctor Gupta shouted, "Fool, read a newspaper! It says that every fourth person born on the earth now is Chinese."

Doctor Gupta told his hindu patient that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos.
At the end of the 300 days, the hindu called Doctor Gupta to report he had lost the weight...but there was a problem.
"Uh ohhh," said Doctor Gupta, "What's the problem?"
"I'm 2400 kilometres from my home

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Post by subroto on May 11, 2008 7:40:31 am
yaar the one abt nandi an shiva is good then there is the 'ek chai lana' wali joke too flag objectionable content

Post by peonoftheeast on May 11, 2008 7:27:01 am
kacheema saab you are a napaak dahriya saab you should fukk off saab flag objectionable content

Post by akcheema on May 11, 2008 7:18:16 am
good nb sorry peon mian; please don't chuck me out again(" /> flag objectionable content

Post by nb on May 11, 2008 7:07:38 am
still up, akcheema, i got up late todaygoing to be so tired tomorrow, have to stop this flag objectionable content

Post by peonoftheeast on May 11, 2008 6:17:13 am
kacheema saab you are a ghaleez and napaak dahriya saab you should go away saab, not welcome saab flag objectionable content

Post by akcheema on May 11, 2008 6:09:09 am
Hi nb; up late? peon mian, I hope I am forgiven flag objectionable content

Post by nb on May 11, 2008 5:30:39 am
some of those are. some are irish. peon saab flag objectionable content

Post by Cobra on May 11, 2008 4:36:31 am
peon these are jew jokes man! flag objectionable content

Post by nb on May 10, 2008 10:07:33 pm
peon, these are not original, tell some better jokes, saab something specific to hindoos, and not something that has been said about others saab flag objectionable content

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