Dulla,
Remind me not to take a piss next to you, I dont want any snake beatings.

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dr yaar, you are smart man...can't you imagine the situation I explained? or you want to stick to your wisdom that snakes don't bite so anyone killing them is an ignorant bastard?

there are places in the world where you might have to tread into the same space as the snakes....wiser thing is to kill the snake when you see it rather than going for its dna to find out whether is venomous or not.

in the other places like yours and mine..you see the cobra on TV and you say..."it is such a cutie pie." and keep munching on the burger.

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Dulla: stop ur randi rona (thanks stuka ) at least u had shoes...we were so poor growing up....we didn't even had feet....we used to attach ball bearings on our ghutnay and spark our selves to school on potholed pavements. aaya baRa sob story vaala !!!

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ppl poop by railroad tracks & cows poop on walls
what a wonderful country

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dulla u sound like dubya justifying invading iraq - lot of fear & trembling & little by way of reason

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BI yaar, cows poop on the walls in india because motherfkers like us who got subsidized education on the back of those poor cow herders think we were somehow born superior.

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dude I worked in those conditions until I was 16 yrs old. lived around those conditions even longer, many of my beloved ones still do that. I have killed cobras around that time and after too. I was describing about those people and place and conditions...I would be a moron to kill a cobra now if I see it in my garage..of course i will call the appropriate authorities.
with great amount of luck I have been able to escape those conditions but it does not mean they don't exist anymore for other people...those people will kill the cobra and his mother the same way that I did..if they don't they will be morons not to do so...remember if you are bitten by a cobra you can't hire lawyers and sue anyone there...you are lucky if your feudal lord pays your wife 500 rs/- on your death as compensation.

you sound like that brat who told hungry people, who don't have bread, to eat buscuits.

the reason india and pakistan are such hopeless, poor dispicable countries is that any desi who finds himself out of it, starts considering himself Mountbatton's khaba tatta and looking down on their own creed.

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I heard Dulla had a pet cobra that used to sleep in his u know what. Some times His pet cobra would play peekaboo with his other garden snake.

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Cuz yeh loag apni majjh koh ghar mein paaltay hain....salay makkay di roti ki maakichoo

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Dulla in your expert farmer opinion, do pigs really fly in maharashtra state? and how come cows poop on the walls in india walla punjab?

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Dulla bhenchod, tunay mujhay kya wolfe samajh rakha hai? You drive ur wife's. Pimped out mdx.....trade chinese etf's and have wolfe as ur interior designer...and here u are talking about khets and shit..

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dulla snakes bite 1ly when threatened
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oh thanks for letting me know that. me cruel..I did not realize that.... where did you learn such a great piece of information?

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alphay/Dr saab, you guys won't understand it....when you plough the farms and water the 5 ft tall crops bare footed in the middle of the night you treat cobras differently than someone say an armchair animal rights activist watching it on discovery channel...like you guys.
as a farmer you treat your cattle like your family..you feed them before you feed yourself, you wash them like you are giving shower to your baby...you walk out in the middle of the night bare footed on 1 foot wide little lanes full of weeds and insects...you place your foot on the soil as if your mother's hand holding it..with complete trust in your territory..because thats only way you can do it..if you knew there may be a cobra crossing your path without you even being able to see it, you will treat it differntly when you are able to see it. you let it go, someone dear or near to you will bump into it again.

you are fcking morons judging the situation from your ivory towers. calling me ignorant bastard and cruel trying to explain you the reality.

for you, I wish grain and basmati rice hits $500 a pound so that you will have to bite on a plougher's testicles to taste a grain of rice.

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Heres the thing though, a cobra will dance over the sound of the flute and can be tamed, but will wolfie jiggle his bund over the classical tabla and be domesticated...kinda like a domestic partner.

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Dr. These guys only believe in loving their majjh....someytimes more than humanly possible

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dulla snakes bite 1ly when threatened
if u come across a snake walk around them & theyll get out of ur way too
doncha guys believe in live & let live

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