Hahahahaha..hahahaha

HP: Recently, I met a couple of people in the know and according to them the groundwork is laid for a major one now. I dunno what it is but its a coin flip... that's why it was so hard to predict before!

zeemax: I am predicting that Asif Zaradari will turn his back from the people. I am predicting this because no one has ever turned their back from the people.. so now I deserve a medal. How old is your daughter?

HP: She's a good fuckable age, mashallah.. After I listened to Asif (we converse in sindhi like old yaars as I massage his mango in my massage parlor) on TV, I knew immediately what he was thinking about the future.

zeemax: I dunno what shithole you come from, but I listened to his interview LIVE! LIVE, BHAINCHOAD LIVE!! Now beat that..

HP: Abay, I was standing right behind him when the LIVE interview happened. In fact, I can even tell you the number of jhaanTaaiN Asif has. It's an old bhangi trick of sucking the pubes to hit the back of your throat and moving the tongue rapidly. You have to let the dick rest on your nose though in order for the inspirational number to come to you.

zeemax: Hahaha, jhooT! I have on authority of my sisters that Asifoo shaves his pubes. If one of them lied, I would have known.. but I interviewed them both separately with the quran between their mammay. BALD PUBIC AREA was their unanimous qasam!

HP: Well your sisters have shared some perverted emails with me, sent to them by other people. I dunno why they did that or what I could do with the information.. but it is heartening to know that I am somehow significant and trustworthy!

zeemax: Hahaha. Abay, I sent those perverted emails to my sisters myself in order to test their momin-Q. Trustworthy my ass! Those emails are from fake, not real people. Hahaha!

HP: How can they be fake if you sent them those emails? Are you saying that you are fake? I base my whole life's purpose on the hope that I was important enough to be shared with real information...

zeemax: Hahaha. Yes bhenchoad, I am fake. I am totally fake. Hahahaha. Hahaha.

HP: Well, your words somehow ring true especially the bhenchoad remark. Hehehe, I did take the younger one from the back. Tight li'l anus I must say! Hahahaha..

zeemax: Abay BHAICHOAD, did you bother to see the front part. He has a penis as well as a phuddi. Hahahaha. My mother is shaped like that too. I win again, hahahaha.

HP: Hahahahaha.. hahaha

zeemax: Hahahahaha..hahahaha

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