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Umer Murtaza

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Pseudo-professional painter (I get paid for my work but seldom mention it to my tax-man), wannabe writer and a qualified gossip queen resident in London, UK.

A student of Pharmacy (read as tablet counting), I\'m already assuming the role of a pharmacist by going through a golden age of long locks followed by complete baldness at the age of 20 (that was 4 years ago)! All I need now is a moustache. Oh well, I\'ll blame it on my virility and the collection of Y genes I share with bald, man-eating lions from Mozambique.

Umer Murtaza.

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Articles by Umer Murtaza

Fields Of Joy

Umer Murtaza Jul 20, 2008 interacts: 5 Views: 830

Two lost Kandaharis, Opiumzai and Hashishuddin, were wandering aimlessly when they chanced upon something very special...

Little tales from the Staan

Umer Murtaza Sep 18, 2007 interacts: 8 Views: 2088

Three stories by Umer M. - A visit to the healers, A chicken for an eye, and Indispensable.

Whatever Happened to Eve?

Umer Murtaza Feb 20, 2003 interacts: 15 Views: 3065

The epic struggle between an angry Italian and a UFO cult to create the first human clone baby!

Umer Murtaza

Articles on Chowk: 3
First article: Feb 20, 2003
Latest article: Jul 16, 2008
Times read on Chowk: 5983

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