Sanaa Jatoi

I’m an opinionated jaahil, and an extremely demented non terrorist Pakistani female, shockingly lacking in ambition regarding anything BUT useless purposes like fighting and rebelling against society.I’m annoying, whiny, over talkative,bitchy,but those close to me are ok with it, so it doesnt matter.I have a bit of an attitude problem, and also suffer from occasional bouts of depression.I even bite people sometimes.I have a primitive sense of humour, and from the above statement, you can (hopefully, if you are an intelligent individual of society) deduce that the Darwin’s evolution theory completely missed me.As far as I, or those around me are concerned, I am an evolutionary retard. When i grow up, I want to be a filthy rich journalist,a rockstar,a lawyer,an actress,president of the united states or even a gossip columnist who gets paid to say crap about blonde bimbo popstars, or even brunnette bimbo popstars. I dont like to give people the whole cliched bullcrap about how dark a person I am, unless speaking literally, then im tanned without even trying, which leads to the fact that my complexion along with my blabber mouthedness will not help me find a husband.Maybe I should listen to my mother more, and start talking less and use fair and lovely.Cheers.

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